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hama0n:

The two most unfortunate authors to be cited together

we’re prepared to deploy the Assmann 2000

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chibisokka:

hama0n:

The two most unfortunate authors to be cited together

we’re prepared to deploy the Assmann 2000

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"A long time ago, she remembered her father saying that when the cold wind blows, the lone wolf dies but the pack survives. He had it all backwards. Arya, the lone wolf still lived, but the wolves of the pack had been taken and slain and skinned.

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"We received the following message, tied to a stone, from the German trenches opposite: ‘We are going to send a 40-pounder. We have been ordered to do this, but we don’t want to. It will come this evening, and we will blow a whistle first to warn you so that you have time to take cover.’ All happened as they said it would." — The Regimental War Diary of the 5th Leicester Regiment during the First World War. (via peashooter85)

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cattomboy:

prismatic-bell:

niall-ate-mynamee:

cinderellawaitinforherprince:

heyfunniest:

zeebsdarling:

anus:

renkris:

Gordon Ramsay doesn’t care about your gender, race, or creed. All he cares about is that you can cook.

The contestant, Christine, is blind, and he lets her know exactly what he thinks of her dish.

OMG I was preparing myself to be enraged by him making some horrible comment but now I’m crying in Starbucks GOD DAMMIT

Christ I am not okay with these fEELINGS

IM BAWLING

That’s so cute I wanna cry

Is there a Gordon Ramsay fan base on this site??? And where can i join???

Spoilers, she won. Her cookbook is on sale now.

Also, this is the very first apple pie she ever made.

Also, can we please take notice OF HOW HE DESCRIBES IT FOR HER? Ramsay was extremely conscious during the entire season that she would require different tactics than the other contestants; this was not the only time he became her eyes, nor the only time he did things like that scrape of the knife so she could actually have a sense of her work.

And if you really want to bawl like a baby? During final four or final three, I forget which, the remaining contestants got photos from home. Christine’s husband sent their wedding photo—which she had never seen. Ramsay paused before starting the challenge to describe to her not only her husband—the look of love and joy on his face—but also herself as a bride, so she could see in her mind how the two of them looked together on their wedding day.

It was extremely obvious nobody had ever thought to do that before.

This man should be a fucking icon not just for his cooking, but for how he treats those who are different. During the same season he asked a handsome young man, making conversation during auditions, if he had a girlfriend. The man responded that he was gay. Ramsay, without missing a beat: “I’m sorry. Have you got a boyfriend, then?” No drama, no “oh my GOSH! You’re GAY? TOKEN CHARACTER :DDDD” just a very quick, simple whoops-my-mistake and the corrected inquiry. And then he never brought it up again! It was just a thing he learned, getting to know a contestant.

Yes, he can be harsh on MasterChef and downright cruel on Hell’s Kitchen (although if you were a sous chef and you served me raw pork that was not pork tartare, I’d scream too). But he’s not an ogre; he’s a polite man with a gigantic heart who simply happens to take no shit from those who should know better.

Stuff like this is why I love Gordon Ramsay. He treats people like fucking people. 

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enterpandora:

cordelias-coriander-condiment:

Who else misses Tumblr before it was this?

WHY AM I STILL ON THIS SITE. THIS STUFF IS HORRIBLE

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the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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Hey :) Expect to see Supernatural mostly, bits of other fandoms too, things that make me laugh and a hell of a lot of Jensen Ackles. Writer, painter, porn connoisseur, generally awkward individual. A big fan of the gay. I ship more ships than I can honestly keep track of.
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